rip the jeep ;(
(no one is hurt but it’s totaled and i’m disproportionately sad it was the cutest car ever. like almost cute enough to outweigh the shittiness of the speakers)
also cameron took this a year ago isn’t that weird
wow in 80-something days i’m moving in with this super cool vegan mega-babe we are going to adopt tiny pets and make art
anybody interested in playing a show in our apartments bathroom or something we will pay you in iced tea and daiya pizzas
84 days to be exact ;+} our room is gonna be the most animal-friendly, ~punk rock~ space in the city of baltimore
and also it will have the highest concentration of babes
canNOT fucking wait
people who keep asking me if i’m gonna wear my septum ring to prom
and responding to my “yeah”s with backhanded insults
(“oh……………………….well, you’ll look good anyway”)
yr gonna have to shut the fuck up
forever
if i didn’t like what it looked like i wouldn’t have gotten the damn piercing
presented without comment
i am going to be living in a room with this girl in 84 days i’m scared she is going to oppress me what do i do
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
thought it was time for something happy on this miserable fucking blog
This is the best post on the internet. The internet can end now, it can finish. This is it. Pig in gumboots. living. their. dream.
perfect!
(via neutralmilk)
sometimes ya just gotta stop being bummed about how much everyone sucks and coat yourself in glitter lotion, buy a new bikini, and lie in bed with chamomile tea on your face listening to this will destroy you
material things aren’t the most important thing but damn they are nice and also they ….don’t ……speak????????
mmmm prom is such a good excuse to spoil yourself